wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

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Banderbating

When every band member (in a musical band) masterbates EACH OTHER, not ones self.

Boys, we did a lot of Banderbating last night.

Banderbating by kissintherain3x January 25, 2008

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manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.

He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.

manderbating by Steve February 1, 2004

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wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

wankerbatting by TheJacker March 29, 2015

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Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness

My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".

Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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