wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005

Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

by Slayn January 11, 2008

Wambulance

Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

by droopie December 30, 2008

wambulance

When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"

by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

wambulance

An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.

Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!

by diana April 6, 2003

wambulence

An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.

Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!

by Wambulence EMT #256 March 29, 2005