This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.
Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.
by HustonB August 10, 2011
To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.
Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!
by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018
Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.
“Baby’s cryin…. !” Dustin yelled over her loudly.
by MamaNasty June 11, 2022
After watching the maid touch herself, Dylan found himself drivin' and cryin' in the adjacent room, both satiated and regretful.
by Jebediah Morningside October 20, 2011
a non-offensive statement used to exagerate or emphasize the largeness of a statement.
For cryin' out loud stop acting like a baby-baby-stick-your-head-in-gravy!!!
by deby Stevens January 2, 2007
After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.
The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.
by Nate, Zach, Kyle November 10, 2007
A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.
I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.
by 4horsemen October 2, 2007