South African: A pompous self-obsessed windbag, a copious producer of hot air, an empty headed buffoon.

Watterinja is originally a disease of South African Boars. It causes bloating, high-pitched squealing, flatulence, and brain-damage in the afflicted animal. Commonly occurs in aged boars.

Says he's got an IQ of 180 but he's only capable of communicating in empty platitudes and fat-headed waffle. What a watterinja!

Watterinja by Jan van den Aardvaark December 22, 2008

Waltherism

A lie unlike any lie ever told. Usually has an elaborate back story and is accompanied by images downloaded from Google.

The story about the bird in the fireplace, the Pensacola shower shit toe squeeze, and the swiss cheese penis are three of the worst waltherisms ever told.

Waltherism by Night-terror March 15, 2012

Waltering

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".

person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"

Waltering by ERyan February 24, 2009

waltterism

when you serve the one true lord, waltteri

nigga1 : bro are you a part of waltterism?
nigga 2 : yeah bro totally are you?
nigga 1 : hell yeah bro lets fuck
nigga 2 : bet daddy

waltterism by bigmanWaldo April 19, 2022

Waltering

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter

Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.

Waltering by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026