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Waltherism 

A lie unlike any lie ever told. Usually has an elaborate back story and is accompanied by images downloaded from Google.
The story about the bird in the fireplace, the Pensacola shower shit toe squeeze, and the swiss cheese penis are three of the worst waltherisms ever told.
Waltherism by Night-terror March 15, 2012
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Walkerism 

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys".

In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
Walkerism by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023
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waltterism 

when you serve the one true lord, waltteri
nigga1 : bro are you a part of waltterism?
nigga 2 : yeah bro totally are you?
nigga 1 : hell yeah bro lets fuck
nigga 2 : bet daddy
waltterism by bigmanWaldo April 19, 2022

waterism 

When you have water in your ears that you can't get out.
Can you give me a qtip? I seem to be having a waterism.
waterism by waterismisnojoke March 11, 2014

waltersmism 

1)to say things and not have a fluxing clue what you are talking about

2)to make a majoritarian socialist doctrine that no one likes but the person who made it

3)to say something that just pisses off Tragdor in general
Ted: Helping the masses, unless the masses have evil intensions, is the duty of all even if one disagrees with the masses

Bill: stop making waltersmisms Ted or I will shove a nail in your eye!
waltersmism by Tragdor January 31, 2005

Walkerism 

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys". In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
Walkerism by anonymous June 16, 2023

Waltersism

Waltersism is a political ideology that advocates for the complete dissolution of a state into numerous others, sometimes including giving parts of that previous state to other countries. This ideology is typically associated with anarcism, but the two are not always entwined with each other.
Breaking the UK into England, Scotland, Wales, and returning the Six Counties is a perfect example of Waltersism.
Waltersism by YinYangles August 17, 2026
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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