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walteria

A fine ass bad girl
Always gets her way
Freaky asf
“Why you touching my dick Walteria”
by Dukeeeeeew February 11, 2018
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Walternate

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.
Walternate's turned on the machine.
by ergvsag October 26, 2011
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waltercation

When you mother's new boyfriend named Walt, who thinks he is the man of the house, gets into an altercation with you.
I had another Waltercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. It was the worst!
by Shotty772 May 30, 2009
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Waltering

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
by ERyan February 24, 2009
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WALTERMAS

Waltermas Celebrating a long over due male birth as if it were Christmas.
We celebrated Waltermas, the wonderful birth of my grand- nephew Walter with many gifts and kind words. We had not had a male birth in our family for 71 years.
by ONLYMARS August 13, 2023
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walternator

a fat greasy vena carva who believes jesus is an astronaut
jesus christ hes such a walternator
by mr queefer February 16, 2013
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wateria

Diarrhea that feels like water coming out of your rectum
That poop felt good but it was Wateria.
by WDBaseball57 July 3, 2014
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