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walrussing 

When the idiot sitting alone in the corner of the restauraunt has straws stuck in his nose, because it is the only way to entertain himself.
It is only cool on occasions in which one "walruses" with two people of the friend variety, or if said person "walrussing" is popular. Those kids can do anything they want and have it considered normal.
Look at the obese boy over there, walrussing
walrussing by :ploljw33 January 8, 2013

Walrussing

The act of using two straws to drink two seperate pints simultaneously
Look, Billy is walrussing those guinesses!

Walrussing

When two morbidly obese people fuck in a hot tub
Phil asks Carole if she ‘up for some walrussing?’
Walrussing by Itwasntme86 June 18, 2026

walrusing it 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.
Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

Walrusing 

To lay about and snuggle with friends (knuffelvrienden), like walruses on the beach.
Come over on Wednesday for movies and walrusing!
Walrusing by Ziptie November 27, 2013

Walrusing 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.
I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.
Walrusing by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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