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walrussing 

When the idiot sitting alone in the corner of the restauraunt has straws stuck in his nose, because it is the only way to entertain himself.
It is only cool on occasions in which one "walruses" with two people of the friend variety, or if said person "walrussing" is popular. Those kids can do anything they want and have it considered normal.
Look at the obese boy over there, walrussing
walrussing by :ploljw33 January 8, 2013

Walrussing

The act of using two straws to drink two seperate pints simultaneously
Look, Billy is walrussing those guinesses!

Walrussing

When two morbidly obese people fuck in a hot tub
Phil asks Carole if she ‘up for some walrussing?’
Walrussing by Itwasntme86 June 18, 2026

walrusing it 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.
Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

Walrusing 

To lay about and snuggle with friends (knuffelvrienden), like walruses on the beach.
Come over on Wednesday for movies and walrusing!
Walrusing by Ziptie November 27, 2013

Walrusing 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.
I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.
Walrusing by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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