Walrussing 

The act of drinking two beverages at the same time, representing the tusks of a walrus. Two beer bottles achieve the most desired effect. © Walrussing 2011

Bro1- Yo, it's 2-fer's tonight!

Bro2- Bro, perfecttt walrussing conditions!

Walrussing by Voodoo87 November 30, 2011

walrussing 

When the idiot sitting alone in the corner of the restauraunt has straws stuck in his nose, because it is the only way to entertain himself.
It is only cool on occasions in which one "walruses" with two people of the friend variety, or if said person "walrussing" is popular. Those kids can do anything they want and have it considered normal.

Look at the obese boy over there, walrussing

walrussing by :ploljw33 January 8, 2013

Walrussing

The act of using two straws to drink two seperate pints simultaneously

Look, Billy is walrussing those guinesses!

Walrussing by Sgt Bellybutton May 6, 2026

Walrussing

When two morbidly obese people fuck in a hot tub

Phil asks Carole if she ‘up for some walrussing?’

Walrussing by Itwasntme86 June 18, 2026

walrusing it 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

walrusing it by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

Walrusing 

To lay about and snuggle with friends (knuffelvrienden), like walruses on the beach.

Come over on Wednesday for movies and walrusing!

Walrusing by Ziptie November 27, 2013

Walrusing 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.

Walrusing by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015