wallump

1)to squish and flatten so much that a piece of paper is fatter then it.

2)to whomped

3)to chew food

you were whallumped by the hammer

whallumping food makes it go down faster

by yo mama June 17, 2004

Wallummiester

A small fat blob who rolls around the kitchen searching for food

Callum is a wallummiester

by OPuff December 12, 2019

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

Kuala Wallup

when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.

My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.

by JL1982 April 8, 2011

Bob Wallum

Hes really something special..whether he is being a champion at guitar hero or just playin vids all day..If hes not doin that hes probably wheelin and dealin (broads) or lifting extremely crazy heavy weights...Besides that he is a huge loser and doesnt go out...He can also be found walking around the fairfield university campus stepping at stupid mother fuckers and hitlering people.....weet furbeck!

bench pressing, curls, lat pull-downs, tricep extensions, push ups, chin ups, sit ups, and leg lifts

The fucking man

Bonkers, nutty, loopy, looped, wacky

bob wallum

by miserable piece of shit 2 October 21, 2008

Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

by scorpi November 1, 2008

wallup

secretive friend

Wallup: i'm afraid you may know something you were not supposed to.
Friend: wut?
Wallup: just know you will always be my bestie because you know too much. Otherwise, I'm afraid I have to kill you.

by friendsForever June 20, 2013