wallump
1)to squish and flatten so much that a piece of paper is fatter then it.
2)to whomped
3)to chew food
2)to whomped
3)to chew food
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Cock Wallup
Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Cock Wallup by scorpi October 30, 2008
Kuala Wallup
when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.
My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.
Kuala Wallup by JL1982 April 8, 2011
Bob Wallum
Hes really something special..whether he is being a champion at guitar hero or just playin vids all day..If hes not doin that hes probably wheelin and dealin (broads) or lifting extremely crazy heavy weights...Besides that he is a huge loser and doesnt go out...He can also be found walking around the fairfield university campus stepping at stupid mother fuckers and hitlering people.....weet furbeck!
bench pressing, curls, lat pull-downs, tricep extensions, push ups, chin ups, sit ups, and leg lifts
The fucking man
Bonkers, nutty, loopy, looped, wacky
bob wallum
The fucking man
Bonkers, nutty, loopy, looped, wacky
bob wallum
Bob Wallum by miserable piece of shit 2 October 21, 2008
Rubber Cock Wallup
Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.
Rubber Cock Wallup by scorpi November 1, 2008
wallup
Wallup: i'm afraid you may know something you were not supposed to.
Friend: wut?
Wallup: just know you will always be my bestie because you know too much. Otherwise, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Friend: wut?
Wallup: just know you will always be my bestie because you know too much. Otherwise, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
wallup by friendsForever June 20, 2013
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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