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Cock Wallup 

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!
Cock Wallup by scorpi October 30, 2008

Kuala Wallup 

when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.
My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.
Kuala Wallup by JL1982 April 8, 2011

cock wallopped 

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'
cock wallopped by chisamosa April 9, 2005

Rubber Cock Wallup 

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.
Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.
Rubber Cock Wallup by scorpi November 1, 2008

wallopped 

To be absolutley blind drunk. Hammerd. Legless.
Si and Little BR went to the match and got that drunk they missed it.

Joey - how was the match si??

Si - we didnt go! I had to take BR back to that moody bed n breakfast coz he was wallopped!

Joey - seen.
wallopped by pesci January 8, 2014
Wallup: i'm afraid you may know something you were not supposed to.
Friend: wut?
Wallup: just know you will always be my bestie because you know too much. Otherwise, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
wallup by friendsForever June 20, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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