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christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.
"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

Walken Distance 

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
Walken Distance by mike.i.am June 21, 2012

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.
guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.
walkenshloffen by donzo24 July 8, 2010

christopher walken

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.
Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.