walkenhorst 

A unique combination of laziness, alcoholism, arrogance and ineptitude.

That guy is such a Walkenhorst. He said he was going to paint the living room and claimed he was in fact a much better painter than anyone else but instead got drunk, bought $400 worth of paint that he opened and let harden, then blamed the paint company for producing a poor and faulty product.

walkenhorst by crystalhaze January 16, 2020

Walkenlost 

When your thoughts no longer possessed or retained by others. You think you know where you are whether it be a conversation, event, etc. but others cannot process

Tony: The flames are dancing, it's so hot. I can feel the heat. From here. Hey what do you do when you run out of gas, for your car? Sometimes we should think about that for this

Johnny: The fuck is that guy talking about?

Tony's friend: he's trying to say the fire needs more wood. Sorry people get walkenlost in his words

Walkenlost by A guy who has seen this January 20, 2015