A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.
In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!
Fun, Adventurous, Classy, Smart, Wifey Material, Freak in bed, Great cook, looks at the positive in every situation. Can Handel her own. Traveler. Business women. Unique. Beautiful interior and exterior. Total package.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.