wainaphobia

The fear of missing out on the fun.

Fear of not being at a party that your friends are attending

Cartman had an urgent family meeting the same time we had the party but was caught with wainaphobia that he cancelled on them to come join us turn up.

wainaphobia by the realism January 7, 2016

Wakeaphobia 

When you can wake up fine over the weekend, but can't for school, no matter how early you go to sleep.

"I don't get it! I can't wake up for school, but I can wake up fine at 4 in the morning on the weekend!" "Oh, you have wakeaphobia."

Wakeaphobia by BadSanta December 24, 2014

Wangaphobia

Woman who is afraid of the male genitalia, usually a virgin.

"So how'd your date with Claire go?"

"I tried to get her to suck my dick but she wasn't having any of it. I swear that bitch has wangaphobia"

Wangaphobia by Dr Pussy Rider January 17, 2009

Wallaphobia

Fear of walls.

You see that Mexican there, he has wallaphobia

Wallaphobia by JUANJUANJUANJUAN June 8, 2018

painaphobia 

Afraid of feeling pain

I have painaphobia because I don't like feeling pain

painaphobia by BizzarrelyOnAll May 3, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020