wagtag

"What's goon to goblin" Lil Wayne

shut up wagtag boi

wagtag by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025

Wattage Bazooka 

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016

wattagwan 

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".

"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"

wattagwan by Shopie February 25, 2008

Wantage 

-age suffix added to want emphasizing the desire to own or posses.

*geeks at comic-con staring at Slave Leia*

"Wantage..." *drool*

Wantage by 0sm0sis April 26, 2009

Wagtastic 

To have or be having a great day/experience at Walgreens

I had a wagtastic at work today.

Wagtastic by Nuttyirishman34 June 27, 2011

wattagwon 

A word used to express a greeting, generally a sentence in itself.

1. wattagwon!
2. wattagwon, my friend, wattagwon

wattagwon by Jason Allen. June 2, 2006

wagtard 

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.

How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.

wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009