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"What's goon to goblin" Lil Wayne
shut up wagtag boi
by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025
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Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
by hlfssw July 21, 2016
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Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".
"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"
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Wantage

-age suffix added to want emphasizing the desire to own or posses.
*geeks at comic-con staring at Slave Leia*

"Wantage..." *drool*
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Wagtastic

To have or be having a great day/experience at Walgreens
I had a wagtastic at work today.
by Nuttyirishman34 June 27, 2011
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wattagwon

A word used to express a greeting, generally a sentence in itself.
1. wattagwon!
2. wattagwon, my friend, wattagwon
by Jason Allen. June 2, 2006
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wagtard

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.
How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.
by scubas steve November 21, 2009
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