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Harry Wagstaff
Harry Wagstaff by Monkeyboy8008 May 13, 2022
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Sir Martin Wagstaff
This is a reference to the penis, Originating from the 17th century. Used especially in a context where respect is due.
Sir Martin Wagstaff by kiki7 August 22, 2006
Wagstaff
If your last name by any chance is Wagstaff, I feel bad for you.
The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.
The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.
Wagstaff
Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."
"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"
Wagstaff by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010
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