Wafflemaker
V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance
Wafflemaker by BigDiction March 5, 2015
french wafflemaker
A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.
french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008
wafflecakes
wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008
belgian waffle maker
to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
belgian waffle maker by christian holmes April 27, 2007
Waffle Maker
The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
Waffle Maker by mfishym November 29, 2011
blue waffle maker
blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010
Waffle Maker
Waffle Maker by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009
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