french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

Wafflemaker

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance

Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him

by BigDiction March 5, 2015