Wafflemaker

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance

Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him

by BigDiction March 5, 2015

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflecakes

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 27, 2007

Waffle Maker

The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.

"Man, this chick was loose. I had to go to the waffle maker to get one out"

by mfishym November 29, 2011

blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

by supersab September 30, 2010

Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009