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Sarcastic mock of someone bitching about something
Waahm
Waahm by FckingCubanDude August 2, 2010
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Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

Kirk Wahmmett 

Kirk Wahmmett is the lead guitarist of Metallica and is known for not hitting the right notes and abusing his wah pedal during solos.
Kirk Wahmmett by bitchnigger69 June 11, 2018

Waahmbulance 

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.
"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"
Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005

wahmen respector

ewan's soul existence is to be a wahmen respector
wahmen respector by smallslimshady February 3, 2018
A select species that always needs respek

The superior race

our gods in heaven oh above
PewDiePie always respeks wahmen
Wahmen by JeFf respeker November 14, 2017