wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

by Evan April 08, 2003

wahmbulance

when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these

see also wahmburger

Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!

by wahmbulence driver March 05, 2004

wahmbulance

a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.

Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.

by yo kv June 22, 2006

wahmbulance

when somebody is whining this is called

Quick, Somebody call the Wahmbulance, Andy pulled his Waaahmstring

by docter wah November 19, 2009

Wahmbulance

When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.

Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111

Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE

by wahhhhhhhmbulance!! April 21, 2010

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 18, 2004