wahmbulance 

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

wahmbulance by Evan April 7, 2003

wahmbulance 

when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these

see also wahmburger

Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!

wahmbulance by wahmbulence driver March 5, 2004

wahmbulance 

a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.

Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.

wahmbulance by yo kv June 22, 2006

Wahmbulance 

When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.

Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111

Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE

Wahmbulance by wahhhhhhhmbulance!! April 21, 2010

wahmbulance 

when somebody is whining this is called

Quick, Somebody call the Wahmbulance, Andy pulled his Waaahmstring

wahmbulance by docter wah November 18, 2009

Call the wahmbulance 

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

Call the wahmbulance by Marc May 17, 2004

Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007