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What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
by Evan April 07, 2003
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when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these

see also wahmburger
Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!
by wahmbulence driver March 05, 2004
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a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.
Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.
by yo kv June 22, 2006
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When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.
Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111

Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE
by wahhhhhhhmbulance!! April 20, 2010
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