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wHeEzLeS 

When someone laughs so fucking hard that you pass it on to another.
Oh dear, my son caught the wheezles after having the most funny conversation with his best friend.
wHeEzLeS by rayinnit January 23, 2021
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Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

wheeless 

A wheeless is extreme 4 wheel drive manuver that would not be overwise attempted by anyone else, or by anyone in a group. Also could be the way a 4 wheel drive vehicle is recovered from an off road tragedy.
"yo this dude pulled a crazy wheeless, to get this Surf from off its side, homeboy busted cable almost flipped the ride but he kept going like a stallion."

OR
"man had to pull a wheeless to get around that obstacle"

wheeless by J. Yotaman October 2, 2007

wheezesona

A personality adapted by a fringe subset of Hololive's online community. For most, it is considered a severe mental breakdown similar to halu, but some people (mostly its victims) think that it is what defines their grindset the most.
It is likely caused by prolonged wheezing due to flarewheeze overexposure.
Anon1: Please i beg you stop posting that same fuckin image in the-expe-
Anon2: WHEEZESONA! *rips white shirt while turning into a wheezewolf"
wheezesona by the-void July 30, 2023

wheelestate

A mobile home or other mobile living structure, such as living out of one's vehicle. Also wheel-estate.
I was on the streets for a spell, but I live outta a POS car now. I got me some wheelestate!

WheezleHoffer

1. A numb skull, dumbass, or dingus. Someone who is just generally lacking in common sense.

2. Someone who is lazy, useless, or a pain in your ass in anyway.
1. Did you hear about sydney? She wrote her english essay on the wrong book. She’s such a WheezleHoffer

2. You haven’t done the dishes for a week, WheezleHoffer.
WheezleHoffer by Pseudo$iren May 25, 2022
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