vulvant

what you call someone if theyre being really annoying and rude - a spin off the word "vulva"
basically like calling someone a dickhead but a female version

"omg you vulvant"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

vulvatarian

a person who will choose vulva over food

"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner

by ginner December 26, 2008

vulvaticum

A watery fomation similar to a whirlpool but with two equally large round rises of water on either side of the eye.

The ship could not free itself from beaing pulled deep between rising walls of the vulvaticum.

by Raspus P. Wallingford July 28, 2006

Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

Vulvatum

The girlfriend's abstinence threat to the boyfriend.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a vulvatum!...
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!

After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 8, 2012

Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.

"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.

by The Gobbler's Knob Social Club October 4, 2011

VulvaTron

A robotical poon person.

A Vulvatron is attacking the city, we are all going to die.

by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004