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vulvan

A vulva so big as a van so that 5 men can fit in it.
Vulva + van together = vulvan
Oh my god, that fat chick had such a vulvan! Me, Chuck and Bill banged it simultaneously!
by noname123456 June 21, 2008
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Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.
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Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser
Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck
by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019
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Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.
I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.
by bored2009 July 28, 2009
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vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
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Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017
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French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.
My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.
by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL November 3, 2008
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