(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.

"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.

Vulvan Nerve Pinch by The Gobbler's Knob Social Club October 4, 2011

Related Words

vulvan • Vulvan Nerve Pinch • Vulvanater • Vulvanator • Vulvanic Eruption • Vulvanicity • vulvanist • Vulvano • vulvant • vulcan

Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

Sal Vulcano by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.

I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.

Bed Vulcan by bored2009 July 28, 2009

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!

That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL

Vulcan blue balls by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017

French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.

My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.

French Vulcan by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL November 3, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026