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Sal Vulcano 

Tonight's Big Loser
Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck
Sal Vulcano by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Sal Vulcano 

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
Sal Vulcano by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Sal Vulcano 

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.
Sal Vulcano by kue serabi September 16, 2017

vulvaholic 

"why are you in rehab garry" asked ginner
"i am a vulvaholic" replied garry
vulvaholic by ginner December 26, 2008

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious
Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

Sal Vulcano 

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.
Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”