Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the
dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5
feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?
Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that
will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.
Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment,
graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these
dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it'
s an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for
peace. When they meet a third lady
dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-
action series?
Man, transforming fighting
dogs that shoot
discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
