tactrash's definitions

Cunt Wall

When a group of male friends block out the advances of random whores at a bar or club. The act shows no interest in said whores, thus generating further interst from whores and a sense of entitlement and insecurity. The end result is male companions using whores for sex with false promises of future contact via phone/email.

Jon and Bob immediately threw up a cunt wall at The Plough In The Stars knowing full well they'd get what they wanted by the end of the night.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

Vaginal Complacency

When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment

Look at the pig Joe is talking to. My god, his vaginal complacency is at it's all time worst.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

Full Meal

A large supper, usually consumed by a group of friends prior to a big night out on the town. Much like the last supper, the meal is symbolic in it's unity of friendship via alcholic beverages and wings.

I knew we were going to have a super night last Friday when Chuck demanded we have a full meal at Chickie's

by tactrash April 30, 2008

Pubic Dismay

The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.

I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.

by tactrash May 2, 2008

Cock Slug

An insecure man who gradually works his way towards interaction with a woman who peaks his interest. The process is often painful for outsiders to watch as the subject moves at the pace of a slug. Often times the subject is in the way of real men who want the same piece and causes them to move on to the next set.

I was disgusted to watch Clem timidly approach the girl I was eyeing up in the bar. My God, he is a fucking pathetic cock slug with no game.

by tactrash May 2, 2008

Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

Idontusuallydothisitis

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

by tactrash May 13, 2008