When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment
by tactrash April 23, 2008
Get the Vaginal Complacencymug. The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.
I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.
by tactrash May 02, 2008
Get the Pubic Dismaymug. The act of purposely seeking out the biggest cunt in a social setting (i.e. bar, club) with the intentions of humbing her by way of fucking her and never calling.
When Sylvester began flirting with the nursing student who drove a BMW and wore Paris Hilton glasses, I knew he was cunting.
by tactrash June 27, 2008
Get the Cuntingmug. A large supper, usually consumed by a group of friends prior to a big night out on the town. Much like the last supper, the meal is symbolic in it's unity of friendship via alcholic beverages and wings.
I knew we were going to have a super night last Friday when Chuck demanded we have a full meal at Chickie's
by tactrash April 30, 2008
Get the Full Mealmug. When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.
When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
by tactrash June 19, 2008
Get the Phallic Compensationmug. An insecure man who gradually works his way towards interaction with a woman who peaks his interest. The process is often painful for outsiders to watch as the subject moves at the pace of a slug. Often times the subject is in the way of real men who want the same piece and causes them to move on to the next set.
I was disgusted to watch Clem timidly approach the girl I was eyeing up in the bar. My God, he is a fucking pathetic cock slug with no game.
by tactrash May 02, 2008
Get the Cock Slugmug. A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.
Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.
by tactrash May 13, 2008
Get the Vulvanatormug.