Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a vulvatum!...
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!
After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!
After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 8, 2012
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"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 5, 2016
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