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Volapukaĵo 

English:
Volapukaĵo is an Esperanto word meaning nonsense/gibberish. It derives from Volapük, which was a language with similar intent to Esperanto, but Volapük died out whilst Esperanto became successful. Volapukaĵo has the same use as the English word Volapük, which is used when someone speaks nonsense, example: Quit speaking Volapük dude, I don't understand what you are saying. Many languages use this term for Volapük, and Esperanto often jokes about their old rival.
The mirror translation of Volapukaĵo to English is Volapük thing. The ĵ is pronounced like s in treasure.

Esperanto:
Volapukaĵo estas Esperanta vorto signifo sensencaĵo / stultaĵoj. Ĝi derivas de Volapuko, kiu estis lingvo kun similaj intencoj al Esperanto, sed Volapuko mortis dum Esperanto fariĝis sukcesa. Volapukaĵo havas la saman uzon kiel la angla vorto Volapuko, kiu estas uzita kiam iu parolas sensencaĵon, ekzemple: Ĉesu paroli Volapuko dude, mi ne komprenas kion vi diras. Multaj lingvoj uzas tiun terminon por Volapuko kaj Esperanto ofte ŝercas pri iliaj malnovaj rivalo.
English: Wow, shut up and stop speaking Volapük! or; That's Volapük to my ears.

Esperanto: Vi parolas Volapukaĵo! (Translation: you are speaking nonsense/gibberish.)
Volapukaĵo by ansertank August 22, 2014
Related Words

Volapük 

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".
Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!
Volapük by kleme November 28, 2005
A term used against a friend meaning you are going to invert his penis then clap it
You:I am going to vlap u if u dont chill out
Friend: Your gay
Vlap by FactsMan69 October 14, 2019
A fart that goes up the front and through the vagina lips. Not to be confused with a queef.
Her ass was so stuck to the leather seat that the fart had nowhere to go...she ripped a massive vlapper!
vlapper by sooksy July 27, 2014
to be slaped in face with vagina

often in the state virginia
when your in virginia and your best friend gets mad at you for stealing her boyfriend so she slaps you in the face with her vagina. she vlaps you.
vlap by billy pill June 10, 2009

Valapecia 

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
Valapecia by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007