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A term used against a friend meaning you are going to invert his penis then clap it
You:I am going to vlap u if u dont chill out
Friend: Your gay
Vlap by FactsMan69 October 14, 2019
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to be slaped in face with vagina

often in the state virginia
when your in virginia and your best friend gets mad at you for stealing her boyfriend so she slaps you in the face with her vagina. she vlaps you.
vlap by billy pill June 10, 2009
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Vlap is Vlap. No need to expand.
U saw Timothy riding his skateboard? He was doing some Vlap shit!

When your friend won’t stop talking about boiled eggs “can you stop being such a Vlap?”
Vlap by Green apes on tour September 13, 2023
A fart that goes up the front and through the vagina lips. Not to be confused with a queef.
Her ass was so stuck to the leather seat that the fart had nowhere to go...she ripped a massive vlapper!
vlapper by sooksy July 27, 2014

Vlapping 

when you slap the lips of the vagina
Frank: i was vlapping maria so hard last night
Matt: i seriously doubt that
Vlapping by gary come home October 9, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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