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English:
Volapukaĵo is an Esperanto word meaning nonsense/gibberish. It derives from Volapük, which was a language with similar intent to Esperanto, but Volapük died out whilst Esperanto became successful. Volapukaĵo has the same use as the English word Volapük, which is used when someone speaks nonsense, example: Quit speaking Volapük dude, I don't understand what you are saying. Many languages use this term for Volapük, and Esperanto often jokes about their old rival.
The mirror translation of Volapukaĵo to English is Volapük thing. The ĵ is pronounced like s in treasure.

Esperanto:
Volapukaĵo estas Esperanta vorto signifo sensencaĵo / stultaĵoj. Ĝi derivas de Volapuko, kiu estis lingvo kun similaj intencoj al Esperanto, sed Volapuko mortis dum Esperanto fariĝis sukcesa. Volapukaĵo havas la saman uzon kiel la angla vorto Volapuko, kiu estas uzita kiam iu parolas sensencaĵon, ekzemple: Ĉesu paroli Volapuko dude, mi ne komprenas kion vi diras. Multaj lingvoj uzas tiun terminon por Volapuko kaj Esperanto ofte ŝercas pri iliaj malnovaj rivalo.
English: Wow, shut up and stop speaking Volapük! or; That's Volapük to my ears.

Esperanto: Vi parolas Volapukaĵo! (Translation: you are speaking nonsense/gibberish.)
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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Leflashbang is a term for someone who sucks at Call Of Duty but is still addicted to it. Derivation: He is so addicted he probably f*ps to it and he gets his ejaculatio* on the screen and he can't play anymore.
Used in sentence:
Haha, look at that noob play, he looks eligible for leflashbang.
Used in chat:
Sam: Damn, have you seen John?
David: No.
Sam: That's my point, he's always playing Call Of Duty.
David: Yeah but he sucks!
Sam: Yeah I could easily beat him any day but I am not that good.
David: Interesting.

Sam: He will probably get leflashbang tbh.
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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icrieverytiem, is a sentence/word used mostly by a noob or noobs commonly used in conjunction with "like if ucrieverytiem". It is the most annoying thing put in sentences on YouTube comments, and if murder would be legal 99% of people on Earth would happily murder the people who use it.
Example in chat:
Bob: Miy unkol dyed off canser. Lyek iff ucrieverytiem.

Billy: icrieverytiem :(!
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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Hypester is like a hipster, except they also make hype. Any hipster who is seemingly well known, been on TV etc is a hypester. Hypesters often pop up on youtube videos which go viral.
Example of hypester in a chat:
Bob: Damn did you see that viral hypester video on youtube?
Jimmy: Oh that interview?

Bob: Yeah.
Jimmy: That was the best and funniest hypester interview ever!
by ansertank August 23, 2014
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A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.
Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.
by ansertank August 23, 2014
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Baek derives from bae, which means Before Anyone Else, but baek is the term for someone's bae that is only loved because she is good at baking.
Used in sentence:
She is such a baek, Sam wouldn't love her if it wasn't for her cakes.

Used in speech:
Jacob: Poor baek! She is so overworked by John.
David: Yeah I swear that baek makes cakes for him 24/7.
Jacob: I didn't think John would need a baek in his life, but now we never see him like the good old times, he just sits on his couch eating cake and fattening up.
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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A skux is a guy who things he has skills and swag but is secretly a dumbass. He calls everything he does skux. And when he does anything people will shout skux at him. Skuxes are usually very nooby.
Tom: Wow, did you see Tim just slide through the door on his knees?
Bob: Yeah what a "skux".
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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