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to be slaped in face with vagina

often in the state virginia
when your in virginia and your best friend gets mad at you for stealing her boyfriend so she slaps you in the face with her vagina. she vlaps you.
vlap by billy pill June 10, 2009
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Vlap is Vlap. No need to expand.
U saw Timothy riding his skateboard? He was doing some Vlap shit!

When your friend won’t stop talking about boiled eggs “can you stop being such a Vlap?”
Vlap by Green apes on tour September 13, 2023
A fart that goes up the front and through the vagina lips. Not to be confused with a queef.
Her ass was so stuck to the leather seat that the fart had nowhere to go...she ripped a massive vlapper!
vlapper by sooksy July 27, 2014

Vlapping 

when you slap the lips of the vagina
Frank: i was vlapping maria so hard last night
Matt: i seriously doubt that
Vlapping by gary come home October 9, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026