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The antonym of tl;dr "too long, didn't read", namely "very short, please read".
When sending pertinent information which is very concise in nature, you can end the communique with: vs;pr

e.g.

The following article is very valuable to what you are working on at the moment. vs;pr
vs;pr by The Dimasai May 18, 2020
Words you can keep

Alien vs Predator 

When a pedophile and a Mexican beaner fight.
Tom: Brad are you going to see the new Alien vs Predator movie?
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.

alien vs predator 2 

An awesome pc game, great online.
You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.
alien vs predator 2 by Jamie October 28, 2004

Alien Vs. Predator 

The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: "They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war."

Racism vs Prejudice 

It's really very simple.

Racism is when you believe that you're inherently objectively superior to one person or a group due to genetics (there other things but this is why you're here).

Prejudice is having a certain expectation of an individual based on subjective factors.

Our severely weak society has gone to great lengths to ensure that these two ideas, while wholly separate, become one in the same, allowing the weak of our society to manipulate power and wealth from others.

The trick is very deft and would be beautiful if it wasn't so evil.
Racism vs Prejudice

Racist:
Hateful guy: "There's a black guy! Man, I hate niggers for their wide noses and penises. They should all die or be put in servitude because they're black."

Prejudice:
*Black guy walking down the street at 2 a.m. in Brownsville, Brooklyn.*

*Spies two black guys wearing extremely loose clothing and an undignified walk pacing towards him.*

"Hmmm, I'm going to cross the street now."

These two scenarios are not the same.

One displays the content of his character and his feelings towards a group as a whole.
The other does neither.

Learn to tell the difference between the two. After doing this and understanding the central and honestly quite obvious differences, listen carefully to hear when someone confuses the two (it won't take long), their ulterior motives are now obvious within this new frame of mind.

You have now acquired the ability to identify charlatans at will.

Use this ability for the good of mankind, it is needed desperately.

~an honest black guy~

Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God 

One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.
Child: Hey I love watching Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God!
Another Dude: how old are you, seven?

Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome 

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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