Vortexian

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.

"That man is such a Vortexian."

by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

vortexian

Person or persons which dwel in or around a vortex. Often created by a disterbance in an energy feild in or around mindlessness of the paradoxical thought of a said vortex.

The mirror was bought by the vortexian in order to continue the paradox?

by Rat Trap February 10, 2018

Vortexian

A member of the Vortexian Party, a political movement on X (formerly known as Twitter.)

(Pronounced Vor-tee-zhen)

I am a Vortexian. I won’t be voting for Republicans or Democrats this year.

by Boxer Vortex August 8, 2024

Vortexian Party

A political party uprising on X (formerly known as Twitter.)

(Pronounced Vor-tee-zhen)

I am a member of the Vortexian Party, I’m neither Republican nor Democrat.

by Boxer Vortex August 8, 2024

Vortexual

of, or pertaining to, a vortex. resembling a vortex, particularly the movement of energy in relation to a singularity at its source, as in a whirpool or blackhole.

more than its sister word vortical, vortexual conveys the notion that any event can also be contextualised in its relationship with other events that might or might not be connected by the same vortex.

hints at the fabric of space time continuum.

her dream of the sky swirling with clouds, planets and stars could only be described as vortexual, since it was clear that everything she was seeing would all shortly disappear into a single micro dot of ultimate density on the event horizon. she became aware of a vortexual sensation of sick in her stomach and knew immediately that everything, including herself, was spinning in exactly the same spiraling way, towards an inevitable centre.

when and how that would take place, she could not fathom, yet she could not deny how she felt. she felt vortexual, as if her very soul had a texture inextricably linked to the fabric of the universe.

by MemphisofMoses October 29, 2010

Vortians

A race of rather short aliens conquered by the Irkens. They are highly intelligent, and create all sorts of famous super technology, including the Universe's Most Comfortable Couch, the Massive, numorous flight crafts and countless weapons. They design all of the "liquid gear".
Vort is now Irk's top military research prison. All of the Vortians are enslaved.

Little known fact:
Captain Lard Nar of the Resisty is an escaped Vortian prisoner. Reference- Invader Zim, episode "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars"
Also appears in episode "The Trial", though it was never made.

Invader Zim, after made known for his destructive personality, was sent to Vort before it was enslaved to excell at miliraty research. There he worked with the Vortians on the first designs for the Massive.

by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

vortexing

acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.

Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"

by AKWYLallday May 1, 2010