Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball batthe shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.
Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."