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Ab-vertising
1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.
2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.
2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.
1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.
2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.
2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.
Ab-vertising by steelyhard April 12, 2010
ventexting
When you are uber pissed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you're so pissed.
Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
ventexting by BenedictineU May 3, 2010
vortexing
acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.
Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"
vortexing by AKWYLallday May 1, 2010
Vortexting
noun
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
Vortexting by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
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