vortexas

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.

My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.

by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

vortexas

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.

I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.

by Gskala01 April 27, 2011