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Voracious Vaginitis 

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.
On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

voracious 

Adj.-When something is so outraging that it reaches a level that is almost unbelievable.
I cant believe I got laid off! That voracious bitch at the office had it in for me!
voracious by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Vivaciously Challenged 

A person who is dead, i.e. a Zombie
see zombie
That man is vivaciously challenged

vocatiously 

voh-kay-shuss-lee

(adverb)

To do something with a profound sense of purpose or destiny, as if one is "called" to do it. The action is not done casually or by chance, but with a deep, almost spiritual, intentionality. It's the adverb form of having a vocation for a specific action.

Often used to describe a touch, glance, or word that is exceptionally meaningful and purposeful, far beyond its literal function.
A: "Why did you stare at that taco like you were about to give a sermon?"
B: "Man, I was going to eat it vocatiously."
vocatiously by canesugar September 23, 2025