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when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

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When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief.
"Did you bang that chick?"
"yeah, It was un-fucking-believable!"
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

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1.) Verb- To stab someone in the middle region of the body while trying to cover it up.
2.) Noun- A small knife (usually home-made) used for stabbing someone in the stomach area
1.) OH MY GOD!!! I jus got shenked!
2.) I just made my own shenk out of glass and duct tape.
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N.- An enourmous head.
move your apple-head! I can't see the board!
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

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A famale that is not Sexy, but just barely cute enough to bang.
I dunno if I'd date her, But she's do able...
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A marijuana smoking device that has been used so much that it is filled with marijauna residue called resin. Can get someone high without any marijuana.
Don't you have a back-up green bowl?
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A nickname for a town in Florida close to Tampa called Gibsonton. Gibsonton is where all of the circus workers that travel the United States live. This includes such famous people as The Lizard Man, The Fat Woman, The Bearded Lady, The Rubber Man, etc.
I drove past Carnieville last night and saw the carnies feeding goats.
by Ben Jammin June 28, 2006

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