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Vootard 

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Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.
He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)
Vootard by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022
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vantard 

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a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.
hey dad look at that vantard!
vantard by alex December 6, 2003

Vontarious 

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Someone fine, loyal, and smart

Isn’t scared of no nigga but do what he have to to protect the ones he love

If you lose him you lost someone great
Vontarious is so fine😍
Vontarious by Vontarious October 15, 2019

voltard 

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A voltard is a person who volunteers for an organisation but is also half retarded.

Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.

Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.

Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.

Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.
“Did you see that voltard ten cars in from with save the CFA stickers all over his car..”

“See him, how could you fucking miss him!”
voltard by MyMagoo May 7, 2018

Votard 

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A student who attends a vocational school
look at that votard, matt is such a votard
Votard by Jason Seymour January 9, 2006

Voltard 

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A fan of the University of Tennessee Volunteers athletics program. Voltards tend to not think before they speak and overestimate their beloved Vols every time they face an actual team regardless of sport.
Voltards lose again.

Luke, you’re such a Voltard.
Voltard by voltardsloseagain February 18, 2019
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