1. to be the worst possible roommate; to make messes, make noise, play a ukelele, not know who Will Ferrell is, to complain but not solve.
2. To be a total douchebag.
2. To be a total douchebag.
ROOMMATE: "wait, wait.. is Penelope Cruz Tom Cruise's wife, or daughter?" ....... "Wait, wait.. Slumdog Millionaire is a MOVIE??" ....... "Wait, wait... What are the Oscars for?" (the last question was asked after the majority of the Academy award show had just been watched.
EVERYONE IN ROOM: "what a VonTard"
"yeah, he's totally VonTarding."
EVERYONE IN ROOM: "what a VonTard"
"yeah, he's totally VonTarding."
by One More Week!!! April 23, 2009
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Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.
Like "that guy" who always points out how magic tricks work.
Carlsen: Hey Mandy, let's go back to my place and watch the Arrested Development episodes we were talking about.
Mandy: That sounds great!!
Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.
Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!
Mandy: That sounds great!!
Rick: Mandy, you do realize that Carlsen is smoothly shifting venues now, so when you're at his apartment he can physically escalate and sow his seed. The Arrested Development DVD is just a pawn in his love game.
Carslen and Mandy: Goddamnit! Quit victarding!
by Puntastic February 24, 2010
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