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A student who attends a vocational school
look at that votard, matt is such a votard
Votard by Jason Seymour January 9, 2006
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Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.
He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)
Vootard by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022
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Votard votardy vtard Vetard voltard vitard VKtard vontard VonTarding Vootard
An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.
Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!
vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021
Nickname for a person who follows blogtv personality Von Helton.
"The vontards are busy false-flagging videos today, aren't they?"
vontard by Brad Wilson63 March 5, 2012
Originally taken from the combat flight simming community but now applies to all combat MMOs. Generally vTards arrive in large numbers and attack suicidally to overwhelm base defenders and acomplish their goal no matter what the cost before moving on to the next undefended base.
The vTards just ran NOE into the port and took it in two minutes.
vTard by lonely defender June 2, 2011
A Canadian in the process of committing a act of stupidity over microphone.or "votarius"
Did you hear that votarius? That votary is a rich mother fucker.
votary by chris2bighead August 2, 2013
A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".
Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.
Vetard by JEPC May 7, 2014
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