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Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.
He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)
Vootard by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022
Related Words
Votard • votardy • vtard • Vetard • voltard • vitard • VKtard • vontard • VonTarding • Vootard
An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.
Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!
vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021
Nickname for a person who follows blogtv personality Von Helton.
"The vontards are busy false-flagging videos today, aren't they?"
vontard by Brad Wilson63 March 5, 2012
Originally taken from the combat flight simming community but now applies to all combat MMOs. Generally vTards arrive in large numbers and attack suicidally to overwhelm base defenders and acomplish their goal no matter what the cost before moving on to the next undefended base.
The vTards just ran NOE into the port and took it in two minutes.
vTard by lonely defender June 2, 2011
A Canadian in the process of committing a act of stupidity over microphone.or "votarius"
Did you hear that votarius? That votary is a rich mother fucker.
votary by chris2bighead August 2, 2013
A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".
Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.
Vetard by JEPC May 7, 2014
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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