Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."

verbal volleyball by stockman09 November 18, 2007

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Volleyball

By far the best sport out there. Everyone loves volleyball girls and secretly wants to be one. Usually volleyball is an underestimated sport but it is truly one of the hardest sports to play.

Person 1- Hey, are you going to the Volleyball game tonight?
Person 2- Of course I am! Why wouldn't I?

Volleyball by HGraceM5 April 19, 2019

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volleyball knee

the disgusting smell that comes from your knees/knee pads after a good day of practice.

after practice
"im taking off my knee pads"
*takes off*
"EWW WTF?!?!?!?"
"thats volleyball knee for ya"

volleyball knee by vball315 November 4, 2008

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volleydictorian

In volleyball, a team that prefers to play weaker teams so as to maintain its won-loss average, is constantly sucking up to the referees, and is prone to long-winded speeches about how they played the game.

Greg and the other volleydictorians brought chocolates for the refs again this week.

volleydictorian by Angie Ramirez January 23, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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