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Something South Africans say to dismiss an annoying, insignificant someone or something.

Often used in conjunction with the words, vokol, bevok, and doos.

Alternative: fokof

"Did you see what that scumbag weasel said about them?"

"It's disgusting. What does he know? He knows vokol. He can vokof!"

vokof by skinnymalinks March 22, 2024

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Mr. Vokoun

Mr. Vokoun is AMAZING!

He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!

He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!

Mr. Vokoun is our favorite teacher so we are making this for teacher appreciation week!

No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??

Mr. Vokoun by *grumbles* May 1, 2019

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voofing

using one's vagina to consume drugs

She was voofing that molly like a pro

voofing by Thevoofer October 14, 2016

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Vokoun

Vokoun(aka The Koun) is a delicious treat that one can only enjoy come game time.

Im so excited the Panthers started playing, i need some vokoun!

Vokoun by Rlvers January 11, 2011

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Voof

When a female doesn't want to put drugs in her booty hole, so she puts them in her vagina instead. Thus Voof instead of Boof.

Carol: Hey Lisa do you want to put these drugs in your butt with me?
Lisa: No Carol! I'm not that type of girl but I would be happy to Voof those drugs with you.

Voof by Beezybopp July 30, 2018

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voof

when a girl inhales weed through her vagina

yo did you see that girl stick the blunt up her pussy and voof

voof by lil.yogurt November 1, 2018

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voofle

A word used to describe a small, fluffy dog

Look at that dog! It's a voofle!

voofle by Magical_unicorn123 May 5, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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