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vhispering 

When a certain Norwegian girl is whispering. We all know how kinky Norwegian girls can be.
Gosh, this girl just can't stop vhispering, I don't even know what her actual voice sounds like anymore.
vhispering by youwishbetch December 2, 2011

max-vosper 

In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.
Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."

Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"
max-vosper by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008

Voisterous 

Loud, obnoxious voice; speaking out in a bombastic tone, or loud voice.
That guy in the restaurant was so voisterous, we could hear him from outside.
She was being so voisterous, I couldn't hear myself think.
Voisterous by LanMan777 January 20, 2022
*Good on playing online games
*Athletic
*Loves to sleep during rainy days
*Loves watermelon
*Lazy
*Big butt
*Cute eyes
*Kinda sweet
*Caring
*Sweet laugh
*Dedicated
*Amazing
*Kinda horny. HAHAHAAH
*Humble
*Handsome
*Wants to go to Hawaii
Voiser
- he loves to eat watermelon but too lazy to plant it.
voiser by Kyatieeee June 7, 2021

Vorsperma 

Basically pre sperm or pre cum if you don't know what pre cum is look it up in well your already in urban dictionary so look it up
Man she was so hot I had Vorsperma leaking out of me.
Vorsperma by WattpadReader69 August 7, 2021
The name of a true patient king. But only if he’s a II, II’s are the real generational curse breakers. Vorsper’s can make you laugh even when you’re running late to an important event, as you always will with a Vorsper.
“Have you heard from Vorsper, he hasn’t text me back?”

“No, but if it wasn’t about fantasy, he won’t be responding”
Vorsper by anonymous November 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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