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Viser Grip 

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.
"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"
Viser Grip by Sugar33 May 17, 2008
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A slang word equivalent to werd.Could mean yes or yeah or could ask a question
kid 1: I made $50 this weekend
kid 2: oh voierd?

Kid 1: lets go to the mall
Kid 2: voierd
voierd by west chettie June 21, 2008
wrong in the worst ways possible. Tends towards dangerous situations on almost a daily basis.
You are a right Voisey'un mate!
Voisey by Macaroni Zebra January 12, 2009
A very a guy who uses this name to try to be a female
Hi, i am voisper, voice+whisper ;) im a guy by the way
voisper by Duah83774 May 17, 2017
The wordsmash of "Void Noises".
"Void noises...Voises!"
Voises by Amiiray August 27, 2018

Viserys Targaryen 

SPOILER ALERT
King Viserys of the House Targaryen, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, the Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm. He is just the most handsome man in the Universe who had a very traumatic childhood causing his madness and killing him by pouring liquid gold on his head did not help him in any ways.

Also known as the Dagon, be very careful not to wake the dragon ( here meaning "be careful not to anger him") or you will end up dead, choked (not that some would mind), and possibly burnt, under a Dothraki horse.
He does not have many fans but those who worship him remain loyal to him till the end of time.

Not only does he have a perfect face, but he also has a smokin' hot body too. One look and you shall be sent to the land of fire and dragons, I'm telling you, this man is a snacc.
Then there is his hair, legend says that its royal gleam is enough to blind a continent.
Unfortunately, be did not get much of his royal highness as he was killed in the sixth episode of the first season of Game Of Thrones, infuriating his devoted loyalists all over the globe.
He shall remain forever in our hearts and in the heart of his sister Daenerys too as she named one of her dragons Viserion proving that she did, in fact, care about him regardless the dreadful nightmares he made her suffer because in the end. To be regretted, that dragon died ironically, killed by ice.
slave 1: "look, that's Viserys Targaryen"
slave 2: "be careful not to call him by his name, call him 'your majesty' or else you'll wake the dragon and then consider yourself choked"
slave 1: "well I wouldn't mind being choked by that god, especially if he does it with his thighs. Frankly, he could burn me to death and I would thank him"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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