Vorsperma 

Basically pre sperm or pre cum if you don't know what pre cum is look it up in well your already in urban dictionary so look it up

Man she was so hot I had Vorsperma leaking out of me.

Vorsperma by WattpadReader69 August 7, 2021

vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.

- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.

vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010

vorderman 

A brainy milf

Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol

"That teachers a right horny vorderman."

vorderman by Twizla February 2, 2005

Vorsper

The name of a true patient king. But only if he’s a II, II’s are the real generational curse breakers. Vorsper’s can make you laugh even when you’re running late to an important event, as you always will with a Vorsper.

“Have you heard from Vorsper, he hasn’t text me back?”

“No, but if it wasn’t about fantasy, he won’t be responding”

Vorsper by anonymous November 22, 2021