Vorsper

The name of a true patient king. But only if he’s a II, II’s are the real generational curse breakers. Vorsper’s can make you laugh even when you’re running late to an important event, as you always will with a Vorsper.

“Have you heard from Vorsper, he hasn’t text me back?”

“No, but if it wasn’t about fantasy, he won’t be responding”

Vorsper by anonymous November 22, 2021

Vorsprung Durch Technik 

The advertising slogan/strap line of German automaker Audi.

Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.

Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York"

Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"

Vorsprung Durch Technik by YYC_A4 January 12, 2009

Vorsprung Durch Technik 

German for 'Progress through technology'. Apparantly.

'Vorsprung Durch Technik' wasn't on UD so I googled a definition and added it.

Vorsprung Durch Technik by Flippy_D April 30, 2005

voisper 

A very a guy who uses this name to try to be a female

Hi, i am voisper, voice+whisper ;) im a guy by the way

voisper by Duah83774 May 17, 2017

max-vosper 

In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.

Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."

Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"

max-vosper by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008

Vorsprung Durch Technik 

German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.

Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.

(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )

: (honking) "Hey there mate!"

: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )

: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)

Vorsprung Durch Technik by ImDizzle October 29, 2013

Vorsprung Durch Technik 

The advertising slogan/strapline of German automaker Audi.

Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.

Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York"

Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"

Vorsprung Durch Technik by YYC_A4 January 12, 2009