vmpired
my favourite person who has phoebe tonkin as her profile picture but has never edited phoebe tonkin.
vmpired by jasmineblair September 7, 2021
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Vampired
"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."
Vampired by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008
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vqmpired
vqmpired asked me for ib creds....dang i didn’t think she would notice i completely remade her edit and took credit for the ideas😭😭😭
vqmpired by hotchick00124 March 10, 2021
getting vampired
Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
getting vampired by PopeVortex May 24, 2023
Vampired
When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.
Vampired by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009
vampiredwolfie
An amazing account on Instagram that posts Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, and The Originals. She is super nice and deserves tons of followers
P1: OMG are you following vampiredwolfie on Instagram?
P2: No.
P1: Then you should for awesome posts!
P2: No.
P1: Then you should for awesome posts!
vampiredwolfie by Instagramxoxo November 9, 2013
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