Vampired 

The process of being turned into a vampire.

"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."

Vampired by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008

Vampired 

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

Vampired by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

Vampired 

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

Vampired by k bunny March 19, 2023

getting vampired 

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.

James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

getting vampired by PopeVortex May 24, 2023

Qi Vampire 

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.

My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!

Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.

Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.

Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021