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vqmpired 

amazing perf cute editor...who everyone copies and wants to be
vqmpired asked me for ib creds....dang i didn’t think she would notice i completely remade her edit and took credit for the ideas😭😭😭
vqmpired by hotchick00124 March 10, 2021
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Vampired 

The process of being turned into a vampire.
"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."
Vampired by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008

vampiredilf 

the most perfect person to ever be im so in love with them
he's gay too <3
vampiredilf is the literslly god
vampiredilf by diana :) June 5, 2021

getting vampired 

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

Vampired 

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.
"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired
Vampired by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

vampiredwolfie 

An amazing account on Instagram that posts Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, and The Originals. She is super nice and deserves tons of followers
P1: OMG are you following vampiredwolfie on Instagram?
P2: No.
P1: Then you should for awesome posts!
vampiredwolfie by Instagramxoxo November 9, 2013

vampirediariessexual 

The person who is attracted only by the vampire diaries cast especially damon Salvatore
Boy:hi..um i like u
Girl: IM VAMPIREDIARIESSEXUAL
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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