Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.

James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

getting vampired by PopeVortex May 24, 2023

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Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

Vampired by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

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vampiredwolfie

An amazing account on Instagram that posts Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, and The Originals. She is super nice and deserves tons of followers

P1: OMG are you following vampiredwolfie on Instagram?
P2: No.
P1: Then you should for awesome posts!

vampiredwolfie by Instagramxoxo November 9, 2013

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vampirediariessexual

The person who is attracted only by the vampire diaries cast especially damon Salvatore

Boy:hi..um i like u
Girl: IM VAMPIREDIARIESSEXUAL

vampirediariessexual by Elijah's wife January 12, 2021

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