vampiredilf 

the most perfect person to ever be im so in love with them
he's gay too <3

vampiredilf is the literslly god

vampiredilf by diana :) June 5, 2021

VampireLife 

Staying out all night and hibernating all day. This lifestyle is usually associated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. Another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. The word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.

Nate: Where is Mike, he hasn't been over in like three days

Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.

Nate: Drunk!

VampireLife by Vandalizer48 May 17, 2011

vampiredwolfie 

An amazing account on Instagram that posts Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, and The Originals. She is super nice and deserves tons of followers

P1: OMG are you following vampiredwolfie on Instagram?
P2: No.
P1: Then you should for awesome posts!

vampiredwolfie by Instagramxoxo November 9, 2013

vampirediariessexual 

The person who is attracted only by the vampire diaries cast especially damon Salvatore

Boy:hi..um i like u
Girl: IM VAMPIREDIARIESSEXUAL

vampirediariessexual by Elijah's wife January 12, 2021

vampirediariesmen 

a person who is only attracted to vampire diaries men such as damon and stefan salvatore as well as klaus and elijah mikaelson and kai parker

Boy: I like you
Girl: Sorry i'm into vampirediariesmen

vampirediariesmen by elenasalvatore March 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020